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Old Apr 29, 2007, 10:04 PM // 22:04   #321
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*wakes up dazed*
*shoots the undead mesmer for shooting pwnd
*stands still waiting for some excitement..*
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Old Apr 30, 2007, 01:41 PM // 13:41   #322
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*gets up*
*takese Sig*
*puts it to the back of Exterminates skull*
*pulls trigger*
*watches Exterminate's head go 'boom'*
*laughs*
*sips beer*
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Old Apr 30, 2007, 04:38 PM // 16:38   #323
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*gulps beer*
*uses drunken blow on exterminate*
*hits head on chair*
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Old Apr 30, 2007, 05:09 PM // 17:09   #324
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*sips beer*
*starts to run*
*stops*
*sits*
*gets out 9mm Sig*
*aims at Magna*
*begins target pratice*
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Old Apr 30, 2007, 07:46 PM // 19:46   #325
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*walks back into bar after Hawaii vacation*
*steals another beer*
*realizes pwnd has setup a shooting range*
*pulls out .357 magnum and joins pwnd on the shooting range*
*drinks beer*
*adds another bottle to the pyramid*
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Old Apr 30, 2007, 07:50 PM // 19:50   #326
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*shoots at the shooting range*
*gets so many bullseyes*
*drinks*
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Old Apr 30, 2007, 08:00 PM // 20:00   #327
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*drinks beer*
*sends more rounds downrange*
*realizes Magna is now full of holes*
*shrugs*
*drinks beer*
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Old Apr 30, 2007, 08:08 PM // 20:08   #328
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*drinks beer*
*Cleans up shooting range*
*uses divine freak as a shooting range*
*bulls EYE*
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Old Apr 30, 2007, 08:19 PM // 20:19   #329
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*patches up holes in hide*
*hides behind pwnd*
*watches pwnd get shot full of holes*
*uses pwnd as a meatshield while shooting back at Exterminate*
*drinks beer*
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Old Apr 30, 2007, 08:22 PM // 20:22   #330
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*shoots pwnd*
*gets at divine*
*tackes him*
*shoots him*
*wipes off hands*
*yawns*
*drinks*
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Old Apr 30, 2007, 10:58 PM // 22:58   #331
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"Ow, that hurt!"
*drinks beer to kill the pain*
*takes Exterminate's gun*
*wacks Exterminate upside the head a few times with his gun*
*tosses gun out the window*
*drinks beer*
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Old Apr 30, 2007, 11:49 PM // 23:49   #332
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*dives out the window*
*takes the guy*
*throws at divine freak*
*throws again*
*gets drunk*
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Old Apr 30, 2007, 11:59 PM // 23:59   #333
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*grabs Exterminate and spins him across the bar like a top*
*watches the drunk Exterminate spin across the bar and pinball into multiple ppl*
*laughs as an angry bar mob starts chasing Exterminate*
*grabs a handful of darts and starts throwing them at Exterminate*
*drinks beer*
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Old May 01, 2007, 01:02 AM // 01:02   #334
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*sips beer*
*shoots at Exterminate*
*grabs Smith&Weston revolver*
*fires at Exterminate some more*
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Old May 01, 2007, 03:43 AM // 03:43   #335
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*Goes in the Bar*
*Jump on Exterminate*
*Sit on his head*
*If he tries to drop me I'll shoot his head*
*and treat him as a horse used for killing and stampeding on pwnd*
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Old May 01, 2007, 04:07 AM // 04:07   #336
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*sips beer*
*shoots stuff*
*rolls away from the horse*
*shoots Magna*
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Old May 01, 2007, 04:37 AM // 04:37   #337
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*"Good Job you just shot my arm"*
*Shoot pwned on the head*
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Old May 01, 2007, 11:14 AM // 11:14   #338
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*gets up from all the shooting*
*goes on a mad rampage*
*knocks down everyone*
*throws tables at an¥one not knocked down*
*laughs hysterically*
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Old May 01, 2007, 01:46 PM // 13:46   #339
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*heals head*
*gets up*
*digs a grave*
*grabs a bunch of beer*
*shoots Magna*
*jumps in the grave*
*lies down with all my beer*
*sips beer*
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Old May 01, 2007, 02:06 PM // 14:06   #340
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*"Darn!"*
*Shot my other Arm*
*"What's next you gonna Cripple me?"*
*Leaves the Bar leaving a Bomb*
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